THE BOTOX QUEEN

Have you heard the latest from the Botox Queen, Nancy Pelosi? She’s worried that the dissention over the healthcare plan is going to turn to bloodshed. She got all choked up and was about to cry. Boo Hoo. From what I understand, she thinks that the people who participate in the Tea Parties, and the Town Hall meetings are causing a problem and threatening the peace. Mrs. Pasted On Botox Smile has no blame at all. Calling the people at Town Hall meetings ASTROTURF and Nazi’s and Unamerican, etc. has absolutely no bearing on the potential for violence in her way of thinking. There is nobody in the world who would like to slap her silly – she’s just too perrrrrrrrfect. Oh, that’s right, we can’t slap her silly – she’s already silly, besides we would squish out all of that Botox and get it all over us. Yuck Yuck. It’s all of those other stupid people who are causing the problem according to My Brain Has Turned To Botox, Pelosi. She wants the common sense portion of the Nation to watch our rhetoric, but she can run off at the mouth all she wants. She should probably keep her mouth closed – all of that Botox is going to run out from that open gap in front of her face, and once it starts, it will cause a very slippery slope hopefully heading out of the House of Representatives never to be seen or heard of again.