BARACK OBAMA

Waa Waa – Don’t make me go talk to those awful people over at Fox News – they don’t like me and they ask hard questions that I’m not really prepared to answer. Of course I could lie to them – I’ve done that in the past to get what I want, but the Fox people really want to make me accountable. ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN and UNIVISION will let me slide if I lie to them and they like me, they won’t ask hard questions nor will they hold me accountable. If you make me go to Fox News and talk to them, I will jump up and down and have a temper tantrum. Have you seen the dirty looks I give to people who disagree with me? That’s the look I have for Fox News. Why do you think I stack my town hall meetings with people who like me? I don’t want those people in there who disagree with me and my plans. I leave town when the Tea Party Express shows up so I don’t have to face any of those disagreeable conservatives. Those people just don’t want me to take over and tell them what they can do and can’t do. They think I am violating the Constitution of the United States. The American People who cling to the Constitution don’t understand that it has some fundamental flaws in the writing such as FREEDOM OF SPEECH. We should re-write it so that I could be in control forever and we would only be governed by the nuttiest of the left-wing liberals in the Nation. It doesn’t matter if they are self-avowed communists, or they want to stop people from having babies by spiking their drinking water or if they want to let your dog sue you if they don’t like the way they are treated. I want to circumvent any checks and balances that America has to be sure they are getting a good deal with their President. I shouldn’t have to follow the same rules that everyone else has to follow because I want you to DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO. Gosh I am the President of America – I think I have an unlimited amount of money I can spend and I see no reason to cut back and try to do any money conservation. That is the job of all you stupid people who elected me.

Well, Mr. Obama, we the American people are not quite as stupid as you think we are and we are getting tired of your run-a-muck Czars, your Fed chief who can’t even figure out how to use Turbo Tax, and all of your other cabinet members who have tax problems, etc, and we are tired of seeing you on TV.
Park the damn plane and keep your butt at your desk and do a little work for a change. Thank goodness I have an ON/OFF switch on my TV so that every time you stick your face up there, I can turn it off. YOU ARE THE WORST PRESIDENT THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER HAD! I will be so glad when the elections in 2010 come around so we can get rid Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and the rest of those left-wing nuts that you like to associate with. Then in 2012, we can get rid of you and some more of those left-wing nuts.

You get on TV and talk about bi-partisanship and then close the door and there is no bi-partisanship happening. YOU LIE!!!!! But then you have done a lot of that in your short term in office.